1. As homely as a mud fence.
2. He's all foam and no beer.
3. She's a few slices short of a
whole loaf.
4. He's a few peas short of a
casserole
5. He's so mad, he could chew nails and spit rust.
6. He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
7. If that ain't enough to make a preacher swear.
8. He's not the brightest bulb in the bag.
9. I'm fair to middling (means I'm neither good nor bad)
10. The wind blows like the dickens
11. I have to get my ditties (I have to get my personal things)
12. He put too many pans in the fire (he's doing too much)
13. She wears too many hats (she's doing too much)
14. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.
15. Old as the Hills
16. The early bird catches the worm
17. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
18. What does that have to do with a price of eggs?
19. It's par for the course (nothing different in this day)
From mom
20. She's slow as molasses
21. You can't have your cake and eat it too
From Terry
22. Bologna sausage
From Liz
23. Bologna sausage with sauerkraut and onions!
From Pat and Sam P
24. Putting on the Ritz
25. He's a french fry short of a happy meal.
26. Sometimes a few properly placed words are more effective than quietly moments of prayer.
27. If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
From Vicky (TB's friend)
28. If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his butt.
From Rosemary B
29. When there's an elephant in the house, do you know how to get rid of an elephant? -One bite at a time.
From Dorothy L
30. She has a memory like an elephant.
From Sharon C
31. Ye Gads and little fishes (shocked, O' no)
Here are some I have heard in my life time.
32. He's all that and a bag of chips
33. In your face.
34. He's a few chips short of a full bag.
35. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
DO YOU KNOW ANY MORE? PLEASE COMMENT.
